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29 March 2018 @ 03:07 am
Weirdest dream  
I posted this on tumblr, but I thought my journal-based friends would find it amusing.

I was in the mess hall, sitting at a table with AR-1. Teyla asked Rodney to have a threesome with her and Kanaan so he could teach her how to get really good at blowjobs (how the hell does she even know Rodney is good at them?), though before Rodney can answer John drags him off - dream!me had the impression they were off to have sex because John isn’t sharing.

Ronon goes, “Were you serious?”

And Teyla looked at him calmly and went, “I wish to become proficient.” And Ronon just fuckin’ leaves, completely uncertain whether she was trolling them all or what.

Maybe she was trying to get John & Rodney to finally get together? Or was she serious? Even *I* don’t know.

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blahblahwoofwoofblahblahwoofwoo on March 29th, 2018 09:39 am (UTC)
I love how utterly utterly in character they are, even though it's a dream! <3
popkin16: ☂ a love like thatpopkin16 on March 29th, 2018 01:16 pm (UTC)
LOL Thank you. I thought Teyla asking for a threesome over breakfast was perhaps a bit OOC, but you know, I could see her doing it - especially if it'll encourage John to make a move.
brumeierbrumeier on March 29th, 2018 04:10 pm (UTC)
OMG, that is the best dream!
popkin16: ♪ there ain't no easy way outpopkin16 on March 30th, 2018 02:05 am (UTC)
I thought it was pretty awesome, though I was also kind of, "What the hell?" over Teyla asking Rodney for a threesome LOL

It'd make a fun fic~
Captain Awesome von Baconpantssquidgiepdx on March 29th, 2018 06:18 pm (UTC)
That is a freaking AWESOME dream! Oh, to be a fly on the wall. ::grin::
popkin16: ☂ by your side i'll make itpopkin16 on March 30th, 2018 02:06 am (UTC)
It would have been nice if my dream would have followed John and Rodney, at least...maybe one day I will write the fic myself and include the porn.
Captain Awesome von Baconpants: personal - facepalmsquidgiepdx on March 30th, 2018 05:41 am (UTC)
Hells yes! :)